“But Elmer, I didn’t say it would make you live to 90!”

“But Elmer, I didn’t say it would make you live to 90!” said Elsie, the Borden Cow.

Elsie and Elmer always come in mid-conversation. No, that's not really accurate. It's always mid-argument.

"There's no such thing as luck," said Goldie

"Skill wins every time," said Goldie as he took the game. "Consider Molson's Golden Ale."

"You mean Molson's left nothing to change?" suggested Goldie's opponent.

I would have interpreted it as "You're so drunk right now it's easy to beat you at checkers."