Wednesday, June 18, 2014

I'm not a bad girl! You're a bad mommy!

I can't even make snarky comments about this one. Just read it.


"You're a bad mommy!" I could hardly believe my ears! Was this my little girl walking to me! Why, I tried so hard to be a good and wise mother. But here was my little Mary looking at me as if she hated me!

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

“But Elmer, I didn’t say it would make you live to 90!”


“But Elmer, I didn’t say it would make you live to 90!” said Elsie, the Borden Cow.

Elsie and Elmer always come in mid-conversation. No, that's not really accurate. It's always mid-argument.